i have stumbeld upon a great site on the net (i was looking up scientific theories on spatial warfare and related technologies. talk about interestinly placed hyperlinks^^). it analyses creationists' pseudo science and compares to hard science, among other things.

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we must believe that Adam was created a male, with a penis, even though the idea of a woman hadn't occurred to God yet. Naturally, this leads to the question of what Adam was initially supposed to do with that penis. Perhaps heavy masturbation was part of God's plan after all.
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just have a look
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